Anonymous asked: What is a wedding like in Night Vale?
A wedding in Night Vale is no different than a wedding anywhere. The bride wears a gown sewn of white and lies. The groom pins a flower through his own flesh. The bride pins a sheet into her skull. The two lovers bleed together as they make promises like, “In sickness and in health. In fire and flood. Until the Sheriff’s Secret Police kills or arrests us do we part” then they vanish into dust and brimestone smoke to their secret location known as the honey moon for an unknown amount of time, or forever… When they return they are not allowed to speak of anything. They aren’t allowed to remember anything. All they have is a book of photos but they’re taken from afar and they’re all pixilated or taken from behind shrubs so they can’t really tell what activities took place or where they were. It’s very romantic.